Caillou Down The Bayou

pu$$y bald like caillou.


So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that


you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water


my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’


Vampire Weekend - Spotify Sessions (Live from Bonnaroo 2014)

1. Ya Hey
2. White Sky
3. Holiday
4. Diane Young
5. California English


white boy: I havent said nigger for 3 days
girl: omg <3 You’re literally an amazing person xxxxx